Yes, these are real horror movies. Just the posters alone make you want to scream, "Just say no!" I mean, what kind of drugs make you think this is a good idea? Was this one made as an answer to 'Silence of the Lambs'?
Okay, Gary Busey has had his share of problems. I guess we can forgive him the one lapse in judgment that led to this:
But to do it TWICE? Dude, seriously. Get more help.
I've done the full-time RV thing. I know how cramped a motorhome is. Given the very few people you can fit in one of these, this movie couldn't have been more than 15 minutes long.
And finally ... men, this really would be a horrible movie for you. So stop right here and look no farther. I mean it ... don't look ... by all you hold holy ... DON'T LOOK.
You just had to look, didn't you? Pleasant dreams, boys.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Excerpt from Lilth
After Colwyn and Alex returned from
the morgue with the corpse of Jack Willingham, Jacob commandeered it, wheeling
the unfortunate realtor into the embalming room. They waited for his report in Colwyn's
office. Alex was glad to see the glaring
Marta had left for the day.
“She knows what y'all are,” she said
to Colwyn, who sat behind his desk. He
thumbed through a catalog featuring caskets, making notes on a legal pad.
“She should. She's been Jacob's significant other for
several years.”
That tidbit, offered so casually,
startled Alex. “But she seems so
intelligent … so confident.”
He raised an eyebrow at her. “Why does that surprise you?”
“In my experience, most humans who get
into relationships with demi-demons are abused so the demon can feed on their
fear.”
“Not all of the demon blood are
sadists. Jacob treats Marta very well.”
Alex knew many victims were unaware of
their lovers' hellish ancestry until it was too late. In such instances, humans were kept in the
relationships with threats by their demonic lovers. Such had been the case with her own foster
mother, a crumbling husk of a woman.
Marta didn't seem to be the pathetic
broken creature that usually chose a demonic lover. Alex's brief contact with the woman had given
her the impression of a self-assured person.
Not only that, she'd sensed a fierce protectiveness for the Planters
from the receptionist.
Alex considered questioning Colwyn
more about the situation then thought better of it. The reason Marta kept company with Jacob
wasn't her concern; the potential threat the woman posed was. Still, the subject had a morbid allure.
“What about you?” Alex asked,
keeping the fascination from her tone.
“My wife died seven years ago. No one's been worth my time since then.” Colwyn kept his eyes on the catalog.
“Was she human?”
“Yes.”
Shock again, but Alex kept her voice
even. “Did she know your ancestry?”
“Of course.” Colwyn turned a page. “We couldn't be married for nearly fifty
years without her noticing how slowly I aged.
I told her as soon as I realized how deeply I felt for her.”
“That must have been an interesting
conversation.”
He didn't respond. She considered dropping the subject then
decided to ask one last question. “How'd
she die?”
“Heart attack. She was 65 years old.”
Alex looked at him. Colwyn’s age was impossible to gauge; he
might have been anywhere from 30 to 45 years old.
Colwyn switched on a brass desk lamp
and glanced at her. “I'm 80 if you're
wondering.”
“Yeah, I was.”
He stared at her thoughtfully. Alex wanted to fidget and fought the urge.
He asked, “Is an interrogation
standard procedure in dealing with demi-demons?”
Alex started to shift in her chair
and made herself sit still. “No, I guess
not.”
“Simple curiosity then?”
She looked Colwyn directly in the
eye. “I have a hard time imagining
anyone with an ounce of self-esteem choosing to be with one of you of their own
free will.”
“Brutally honest, aren't you?” The corners of his lips twitched with
suppressed amusement.
“We're in a position where it would
be a hazard to be anything else.”
“Agreed. Still, if you're that way normally, I feel
sympathy for your better half.”
Her
chin lifted. “I don't have one. As a Segreto I took a vow of chastity.” Alex waited for Colwyn to laugh.
He didn't. “I see.
Well, we all have our faults.” He
grinned. “I'm only kidding, so don't
look so outraged. You should relax a
little, Miss Williams. You'll live
longer.”
“Thanks.
I’ll take your advice under consideration.”
He snorted laughter. “Do you drink? There's a bar in the corner. Help yourself.”
A drink sounded good, especially
after his unexpected teasing. Alex
wished Colwyn didn't have a sense of humor.
It made him seem too much like a human.
She stood with as much dignity as she could muster and stepped over to
the well stocked bar. She felt him watch
her as she searched around and grabbed a beer out of the small
refrigerator. “Plenty of booze here. Is the funeral business that stressful?”
“Many of our clients' families
appreciate a drink.”
“I bet. Not a drinker yourself?”
“Jacob and I sometimes have
something at the end of the day, but we rarely go overboard. We've buried too many victims of drunk drivers
to go that route.”
The conversation died. Colwyn returned to his catalog while Alex
roamed the room. She inspected the oil
paintings that decorated the walls and admired the landscapes. The scenes appeared so idyllic that she ran
her fingers over the rough pigment of one to reassure herself of its hard
reality.
“You like that one,” Colwyn said
from his desk. She turned to see him
watching her. Cold prickled her skin.
“It's very nice.”
“It's one of my favorites. I bought it from a young painter in France
back in the early sixties. I'm no artist
myself, but I think he might have become one of the greats if he hadn't
overdosed a few years later.”
Alex looked away from him and back
at the painting. The story of its
creator's untimely end lent it additional poignancy. “Quite the tragedy.”
“Yes, it was.” The feeling in his voice made her heart lurch.
Afraid to meet Colwyn’s intense
stare again, Alex spoke with her back to him.
“I'd think it wouldn't have much effect on you. You deal with death on a daily basis.”
“Death wears two faces, Ms.
Williams. One is tragedy, the other is
release. Release occurs after a life
fulfills its promise and becomes more tedium than joy. Tragedy, which happens all too often, is a
life cut short before its potential has been reached.”
“Very poetic.”
“My sister also painted
beautifully. Perhaps she could have been
a great artist too, but we'll never know now.
I call her death a tragedy. Which
do you think it was?”
The veiled accusation brought Alex
around to face Colwyn. He watched her,
his gaze calm but watchful. Before she
could think of a response, the increased vibration of her demon recognition
heralded Jacob's entrance. She gaped.
The giant demi-demon stumbled in to lean
against the door frame. His face chalky,
he staggered towards the desk.
Colwyn jumped to his feet. “Are you all right?”
“Just – just need to sit down,” Jacob
gasped.
He collapsed in a chair. Colwyn hurried to the bar, poured a huge
glass of whiskey, and rushed it to his brother's side. Jacob took it with shaking hands and
swallowed a mouthful. Alex came as close
to them as she could before the thrumming in her body swelled to an
uncomfortable level.
She said, “I don't have to ask if it
was Lilith. You look like hell.”
Colwyn perched on the edge of his
desk and glared at his brother. “I
thought you'd be better prepared after last time. If I'd known this was going to happen, I'd
have babysat you.”
“I was prepared. Something weird is going on.” Jacob shuddered. “I'd swear her power is strengthening. The force coming from this body was much
worse than the first one.”
Alex controlled a shiver. “How could that be? Is it because this death's more recent?”
Jacob gulped more whiskey, draining
the glass. “So little elapsed time's
never made much of a difference before.
I'll be damned if I know what's going on.” He looked Alex up and down. “Are you sure you can stand against her?”
She crossed her arms over her
chest. “I don't have much choice, do
I? Otherwise, we all buy the farm.”
He grunted disbelieving
laughter. “Right now my money's on
Lilith.”
“Don't give up just yet. She's been defeated before,” Colwyn reminded
him.
“Right,” Alex agreed. She opened the closet and pulled her jacket
out. “And for now she's got no idea
we're on to her. That's a huge advantage
that I'm determined to make use of.”
“You're leaving?” Colwyn frowned.
“I'm sure you'll miss me, but I've
got to start checking Willingham's files to see what places he's rented to
women. Got a pen and paper?”
“Here.” He handed her a memo pad and a pen from his
desk. Alex scribbled her phone number
and handed it back. Colwyn’s hand
brushed hers, and the jolt it sent through her body made her jump.
She stammered, “Call me if anything
else shows up.”
“What will you do when you find her?”
“What I'm supposed to. I'll try to banish her back to the ether and
buy us another few years of peace.”
“Alone?” Colwyn’s frown deepened.
“That's pretty much the plan.” She shrugged her jacket on.
Jacob snorted. “Huh.
Fat chance.”
Colwyn folded his arms over his
chest. “I want to go with you when you
confront her.”
Alex stared up at him. “Why?
Men can't—”
“I know, we have no power over
her. But if there's anything I can do to
help get rid of her, even if it's just to distract her long enough for you to
do some damage, I'd like to.” Colwyn
smiled a little at her open-mouthed astonishment. “Remember, we've got just as much to lose as
you.”
Jacob shot to his feet, his face a
thundercloud of rage. “Damn it, Colwyn,
you'll get yourself killed. Let her
handle it. She's the trained murderer.”
The elder Planter glared back. “Two seconds ago you didn't seem so confident
of her abilities.”
“Well, maybe I was wrong.” Jacob gave Alex such a look of hatred that
she gasped. “Say I am mistaken and she
does defeat Lilith. What's to keep her
from turning around and destroying you? When
she's finished with Lilith our use to her is done. We'll be just two more demi-demons to be
slaughtered.”
Both men stared down at her, and
their hard eyes drove Alex back one involuntary step. “I thought we'd called a truce.”
Colwyn nodded, but his expression
remained calculating. “We did, and as
far as I'm concerned it still stands.”
“And you?” she asked Jacob.
His face, so placid earlier that
day, wrenched into a snarl. “I don't
like you or what you stand for, which is nothing less than genocide. Yes, we're demonkind and we feed on pain, but
not all of us cause pain. Yet you still
kill us indiscriminately! Who are you to
decide whether we deserve to live or die?
Who punishes you for your crimes?”
His
muscles bunched with tension, straining the seams of his shirt. “If Lilith wasn't such a threat, I'd pass my
own judgment on you.”
The agony behind the thin veneer of Jacob’s
anger shocked Alex. She'd never expected
such an honest emotion from one of them.
Heaven forgive her, she almost felt sorry for him. “Mr. Planter, I'm not the person who killed
your sister.”
The sudden fury on his face sent her
hand diving into her shirt for her crucifix.
Before she could yank it out, he turned on his heel and stormed out of
the room.
Colwyn's expression remained
impassive as he watched her. She
withdrew her empty hand from the neck of her shirt.
“You came armed.”
“I'd be a fool not to have. But only for my own protection, not to
antagonize y'all.” Alex rubbed her
forehead. “I thought your brother was
going to attack me.”
“Jacob's upset from the exposure to
Lilith's power, plus the whiskey did him more harm than good. He's usually laid back, but when he does
explode, look out.” Colwyn’s eyes glared
into hers. “He makes a good point about
the probability of you turning on me, you know.”
Alex shrugged. She had every intention of exterminating the
brothers the first chance she got. “It
could work both ways. Once I get rid of
Lilith, you could very well do the same to me.”
“That's true. I suppose we can't guarantee each other's
safety in any case.”
Alex licked her lips. “Tell me, do you hate me as much as your
brother does?”
Colwyn took so long to reply that
she thought he wouldn't. After a long
pause he said, “It's very hard not to.
It's true you personally didn't kill Lena but if you came across her
today, you'd do so, wouldn't you?”
The question dismayed her. Still, he expected an answer, and she had
only one to give. “Yes, I would.”
They stared at each other, their
faces grim. Alex wished she could leave,
but instinct told her this conversation wasn't over yet. Finally Colwyn shook his head and
sighed. “At least I can count on that
honesty of yours, which is more than I'd have given any Segreto credit
for. My offer to help remains. Should you decide to take me up on it, just call.”
She nodded, and at last her feet carried
her toward the door. “I'll consider
it. Good night, Mr. Planter.”
He didn't answer. Alex hurried from the funeral home.
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Sunday, May 27, 2012
Six Sentence Sunday – Lilith
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“Mr. Planter, you and your brother both
admitted how dangerous the succubi are, even to your kind.”
Colwyn didn't speak for so long that
Alex thought the conversation might be done.
What could he say in defense of his sister? Of all demonkind, succubi were the worst. Their hypnotic sexuality rendered most men
powerless. Segreto men, when called on
to face such creatures, attacked in teams.
Friday, May 25, 2012
First Five Friday – Willow in the Desert (WIP)
Chapter 5
Jon
Stanton, ten years old going on eleven, skulked from shadow to shadow as the
sun slid beneath the earth. He kept a
careful eye out for the monsters that had come to Gander’s Gulch.
He
had no idea if his parents lived. Every
scream that rang out made him cringe, thinking perhaps it was one of them being
captured and eaten alive like had happened to so many. Every gunshot made him hope it was them too,
fighting off the monsters and surviving to someday find him.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Random Thursday – My Third Haunting: The Ghost That Followed Me, Part 3
Apart from strange beams of light, cold spots, clicking light fixtures,
and a freakishly smiling doppelganger of my stepbrother, life in the Ellis
Street house was boringly normal. Still,
visits to my dad in North Carolina were a welcome respite to the strange
goings-on in Georgia, where there was always an undercurrent of tension.
One such visit to my male parental unit showed that the supernatural
isn’t always so devoted to location, location, location. No, whatever it was that haunted Ellis Street
wasn’t that loyal to a piece of real estate.
It liked me. Or at least, it
liked hanging around me, giving me the willies.
Which begs the question, was it ever the house on Ellis Street that was
haunted, or was I?
It was the summer visit of my thirteenth year. Vacations with my dad were fun. We went fishing a lot, and I would check in
with old friends from my former school.
There was a handsome dark-haired Marine who lived next door for me to
have a crush on. And he had a handsome
blond friend, also a Marine … double crush.
They would even consent to talk to me once in awhile.
I was enjoying myself enough to even pretend I didn’t hear the sound of
a pull-chain light fixture every now and then.
There were no such lights in my father’s house to make such a
sound. When that distinctive click rang
through the room (and I was always alone when it did), I kept on doing whatever
it was that I was doing. I refused to
acknowledge anything strange was going on.
Didn’t hear that. Nope. Left that weirdness back in Georgia.
But it would not be ignored.
I had just gone to bed one night.
I was settling in, my closed eyes beginning to trade the darkness of the
room for the darkness of sleep. I was on
my side facing away from the wall the twin bed was up against, leaving a little
room behind me.
Something got in bed with me. I
felt the mattress behind and beneath me depress with the weight of a body. I was wide awake all at once as it settled
there. It was close enough that I should
have felt the press of another right up against me. But nothing touched me. It was just the sensation of the mattress,
sunken enough that I felt I should roll into the hollow that had been created.
I kept my eyes closed. I
pretended I had fallen asleep. And I
waited for something else to happen with my heart galloping fit to burst out of
my chest.
Nothing did. Gradually the
mattress returned to normal until there was no hint of anyone lying next to
me. I finally went to sleep in the wee
hours of the morning.
I never felt anything crawl into bed with me again … well, nothing
paranormal anyway. And nothing remotely
as frightening as that has happened since.
But through the years, no matter where I went, I got hints I was still
being followed. Every time I would move -- and I moved often throughout my twenties
and thirties -- I would get a reprieve that lasted about six weeks. It was as if when my address changed, my
unseen companion would get lost and have to search for me. Or maybe it was just settling into the new
digs itself. But sooner or later, I’d
hear that pull-chain light fixture. And
there would be movement I’d see from the corner of my eye. Cold spots.
An occasional object moved from its regular place or fallen from its
sturdy perch.
For a long time, I was still scared silly of the unseen, and I wanted
it away from me. I researched and found
old folk remedies against hauntings. The
most effective defense seemed to be a clove of garlic and a pinch of salt in
each corner of every room. The moment my
tagalong announced its presence in a new apartment or home, I would place these
objects in their places. The activity
would cease until six weeks after I moved again.
When my husband and I spent three years living in an RV, I didn’t
perform my little ritual. Maybe my
ghostly companion didn’t like the cramped living quarters, because it never
showed up. Ditto for the apartment that
followed and the house we now own. Maybe
it got the message I didn’t want it around.
Maybe it found someone better to scare.
Perhaps I willed away whatever it was that allowed me to see, hear, and
feel the other side. Whatever the
reason, it seems I am no longer haunted.
This is funny, because I’ve gotten over my fears and would welcome the
opportunity to go ghost hunting, to converse with something supernatural. Doesn’t that just figure?
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Six Sentence Sunday – The Willow and the Stone
Consciousness faded in. Carli
stared out the window by the bed at the mid-afternoon sky on her sixth day
without food.
Renee and Adam searched within a
mile's radius of the house for something to eat every day without luck. She’d grown too weak to join them. Now she couldn't stand at all.
I'm dying, she thought.
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Friday, May 18, 2012
Lilith is Now Available
Alex Williams has battled demons all her life. Now Lilith, the mother of all demonkind, has
declared war on the human race. To
defeat the immortal succubus, Alex must lay aside her hatred and work with two
half-demons, Colwyn and Jacob. Alex and
Colwyn are prepared to destroy each other at the first sign of treachery. What they don’t expect is the passion that
overcomes them. To defeat Lilith, Alex
must embrace what she believes profane and trust the half-demon who might turn
against her at any moment.
Genre: Horror
Warning: Contains
explicit sex and violence.
Excerpt:
Despite her best efforts, Alex
dropped right on top of the dead man.
The body squelched beneath her, and the air went muddy with the scent of
spoiled meat. His blank eyes stare into
hers, the windows to his soul looking into a bare, unfurnished room.
She controlled an urge to scream – barely. Her stomach heaved, and she scrambled off the
bed. The ripe odor of death hung about
her, and Alex held her breath as she hurried to the door. There she paused, willing her galloping heartbeat
to slow to a trot. Panic edged back but
kept a hungry eye on her.
Alex pulled the vial of holy water from
her coat pocket and unstoppered it. With
a shuddering breath she cracked the door open.
A powerful thrum slammed through her
body and forced her to stumble backwards.
The demon recognition hit her with the force of a tidal wave. She tried to scream, but only a whistling
hiss of breath escaped. Alex staggered in
a drunken pirouette to the middle of the room, one hand outstretched to ward
off the demonic presence, the other pulling back the holy water as if she
readied to throw the first pitch of a baseball game.
Alone and small, Alex had indeed
blundered into the lair of the Beast. A
moaned litany escaped her lips. “I can’t. I can’t.
I can’t...”
Staring at the dark hallway beyond
the open door, she wept the tears of a terrified child. Who was she to confront such a monster? Lilith would surely annihilate her within
seconds. With all that power, she couldn’t
be stopped, couldn’t even be slowed. Lilith
would destroy them all. Such malevolence
would crush everything in its path. Alex’s
puny arsenal of prayers and spells would be like pebbles thrown at a tank. Incantations would be no more to the ancient
demoness than nursery rhymes.
Demon recognition pulsed at her,
sending her thoughts into chaos. The
storm pounded its fury on the roof overhead, adding to the confusion. She had to get out; she had to run before the
demoness scented the interloper in her den and came for her. Alex turned back to the open window.
The corpse lying on the bed
confronted her. The bloody, torn carcass
blocked her path, stopping her from climbing out the window into the curtain of
rain, from running from the house, from leaving the state to hide from Lilith
and the Segreto forever. She couldn’t
crawl over that silently screaming remnant again.
The only other way out was to go into
the hall and chance facing the demoness.
Her mind raced between the two options like a frantic squirrel caught in
a cage. Her whimpered chant of “Ican’tIcan’tIcan’t...”
grew louder. Soon she’d scream it, and
Lilith would come. The thought didn’t
quiet her; it fed her panic and raised the volume of her voice.
A weight dragged on her neck and
grew heavier. Alex clutched at it and
grabbed her silver crucifix on its black cord.
She brought it before her eyes and stared at the tiny form of Christ,
stretched upon the cross, sacrificed to save man from evil. One man, alone. Like her, the salvation of all
humankind. The metal in her palm felt
warm, comforting. It seemed to infuse
her with strength.
I’m
Segreto. God’s warrior. Humanity’s only chance in Lilith’s hell.
The thought struck like a splash of
cold water in her face. Reason
returned. Others had faced Lilith and
driven her back to the ether. The task
was suicidally immense but not impossible.
Alex’s ragged breath eased, and her heart slowed a little. Her body still trembled, but her thoughts had
cleared.
Besides,
the bitch doesn’t know I’m here. I’ve
got a hell of a surprise in store for her.
She squared her shoulders. She approached the door to the hall
again.
Alex peeked out into the dark
hall. She discovered the room she was in
stood about halfway between the lit front room and the back door. The television spoke in a mindless drone over
the rain that pounded on the roof, the two providing plenty of noise to cover
her presence if she was careful. Alex
eased out of the bedroom.
The hum of her talent intensified as
she drew closer to her enemy. She passed
the doorway of a darkened kitchen and wrinkled her nose at the rancid odor of
spoiled food. It was still more pleasant
than the rotting body she’d left behind.
Peering into the room, she saw nothing except the reflection of metal
from the stove’s burners and its litter of pots and pans.
Alex returned her attention to the
lit room ahead. She thought she heard a
cry behind her and turned. She saw
nothing but the hallway leading to the back door. She listened, but there was no repeat of the
sound; all that reached her ears was her own breath, the drum of rain, and the
television.
She resumed her approach towards the
front of the house. As she moved closer,
she heard the polished tones of a newscaster.
“...350 bodies found in a mass
grave. Apparently, the victims had been
buried alive...”
Something chuckled over the
television’s volume. Alex halted at the
obscene sound. Her bladder nearly gave
way.
The laughter was inhuman, as if Hell
itself had gained the ability to express humor.
Some loathsome, diseased thing reveled in the destruction of
others. Something that didn’t belong
among humankind.
Alex’s upper lip skinned back from her
teeth in an unconscious snarl. She was
still awash in fear, but an instinctive hatred boiled within her as well.
You
have no business on my world. God left
it to us, you thieving bitch. You may
take it, but as the saying goes, it’ll be over my very dead body.
All her attention locked on the
doorway before her. Her fist tightened
around the vial of holy water. Alex
passed the kitchen door.
The toe of her shoe collided with a
broken wedge of a plate. It clattered
across the hardwood floor, a cymbal crash amid the drumming of rain. The whole house seemed to echo with the sound
and amplify it until she clapped her hands to her ears.
“Naamah?”
Alex froze and held her breath. Her heart thumped painfully. A shadow appeared on the wall in the
television room.
“Naamah, is that you?”
The shadow grew and glided toward
the hall, its darkness slipping eel-like towards her. Alex stepped back, watching it as it
advanced. Her foot landed on a wet blob
and slid out from under her. With a
startled gasp she crashed on her backside with a solid thump, the holy water
held aloft in her right hand. Liquid
splashed over her fingers.
“Who’s there?” The shadow charged forward. The thrum of Alex’s talent grew into a
scream.
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